Funky Bitch (Sour Diesel Mr. Bob Hemphill cut x SFV OG Kush BC3 F3) by Golden Road Seeds.

Pure east-coast menace in seed form. Jar opens with rotten lemon diesel and chemical funk that slaps you across the face. Underneath sits thick kush pine and earthy spice that coats your mouth for minutes after the exhale. Potency is stupid debilitating. Creeps fast then slams hard with some heart racing.

High locks in for three solid hours with zero fade. Not for beginners. Grows faster and chunkier than straight Sour Diesel. Less stretch and drama. Rails of frost. Full-term outdoor monsters or indoor resin bombs. Old-school head-stash that separates tourists from lifers and one of the only cross currently out there that uses this very old and validated Sour D cut. One bowl and you’re done for the night. Pure gas on gas violence and some of these wash heavy! Gas forward sour terps with proper kush funk on the back-end . Some phenos have that obnoxious burnt rubber nosebleed terp profiles from back in the day.

Every pack of these purchased comes with a free bonus 10 seeds pack of Violet B (Soma’s Lavender x Sour Dubb 2.0).

Full lineage of this ridiculous freebie pack is:  (90’s Soma’s Lavender cut sourced in Yuba City California x O4 Sour Bubble BC2) x (Mr Bob’s Sour cut x 04 Sour Bubble BC2 F2)